babies were throwing up all over the place
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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