Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
