His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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