Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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