we made out on top of his cat.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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