and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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