Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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