If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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