my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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