Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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