That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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