he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The ass gains better be worth it
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