Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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