On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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