Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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