My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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