I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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