when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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