I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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