would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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