On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I will be naked everywhere
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
