Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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