porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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