I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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