Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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