Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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