I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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