I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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