Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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