It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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