Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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