Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
