Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
now i know why i became what i already was.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have already put on my inside pants.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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