Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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