is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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