I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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