The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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