can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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