Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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