just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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