Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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