i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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