He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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