There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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