So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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