erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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