So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Ketchup is God's man juice
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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