NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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