the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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