How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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