The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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