your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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