she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
