i don't like sucking hair
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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