Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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