the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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