he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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