Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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